2025-08-13T05:42:17.004Z

I rubbed my hooka bong three times and I could've swore Kazaam, himself, granted me one wish, but since that day, I've been unable to call upon him, no matter how fast or hard I rub my bong. I contacted this company and asked them if they knew the Grass Genie so that I can be granted my two remaining wishes.They said "sir, lay off the pot and don't call us again, unless I require assistance with any landscaping projects". Upon realizing that one of my wishes was to have freshly sod laid across my property, it turns out after all, the Grass Genie works in mysterious ways.I still haven't laid off the pot and I'm awaiting my last wish, but at least my yard looks good.