Z Dentistry
2026-05-15T03:44:43.033Z
For years, my love life has suffered due to my teeth looking like a long row of filthy urinals in a rundown strip mall. I've even been mistaken for the elusive Bigfoot hiding around the corner due to the foul odor emanating from my piehole. I was hesitant someone were ever equipped with enough heavy artillery to emerge victorious in the battle my teeth gave them, but I have been pleasantly defeated time and time again. They even gave me a free sample of Crest after the laughing gas wore off. Now I wanna dip my whole house in toothpaste!I like it so much here that I may try to attract them more attention by dressing up in a Bigfoot suit and doing some robot and circle glide moves on the corner like Turbo from the movie Breakin'. I imagine they're going to start to panic when they read this, but don't worry, I'll get their permission first. I mean, I at least had the courtesy to delete all of the F-Bombs in this review before posting it.Really. The only thing I like better than getting my teeth cleaned here is ruining them next door at Genevieve. After they extract the nori seaweed out of my choppers, they get them looking like the cutest, most perfect little white Chiclets you've ever seen. And now that the girls are starting to fall in love with me again when I smile, I have to rate Z Dentistry an 11/10 because it's like dude, my man, this is a grand slam All-Star Mega Millions dental clan and they ain't messin' around, Sam!